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Department of Education
The Political Garbage Chute
DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum
James Schlarmann
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July 15, 2020
New Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants history books to contain only the bare, biblical essentials and nothing else...literally.
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Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will not just take a passive role in educating our children. She will seek reforms everywhere.
The Political Garbage Chute
Betsy DeVos: “I Don’t Care About Women Getting Raped Until God Makes a Baby With It”
James Schlarmann
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September 8, 2017
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos recently told attendees at a prayer breakfast why she ended Obama era guidelines for campus sexual assault.
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump Orders DeVos to Hire Breitbart and InfoWars to Revise History Textbooks
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2017
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has announced a new textbook partnership between her department and two right-wing media outlets.
The Political Garbage Chute
DeVos Wants School Held One Day A Week, In One Specific Building In Every Town
James Schlarmann
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March 14, 2017
To save money in a number of different ways, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants some radical new changes made to public schools.
The Political Garbage Chute
DeVos, Pence Want To Give Teachers The Freedom To Teach Their Classes In Tongues
James Schlarmann
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March 11, 2017
Secretary of Education DeVos and Vice-President Mike Pence want to give teachers the ability to each in any language - or tongue - they want to.
The Political Garbage Chute
Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer
James Schlarmann
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March 2, 2017
One Republican in Congress has made an attempt to explain why his party made two huge moves that deeply impacted children this week.
The Political Garbage Chute
Betsy DeVos Wants 3 R’s Officially Changed To “Reading, Reciting, and Regurgitating The Bible”
James Schlarmann
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February 21, 2017
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants schools to get back to the basics. As in, the very, very basics. As in, one book for all classes.
The Political Garbage Chute
Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”
James Schlarmann
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February 16, 2017
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will not just take a passive role in educating our children. She will seek reforms everywhere.
The Political Garbage Chute
DeVos Orders Her New Educational Proclamations Hammered To Every School’s Outside Walls
James Schlarmann
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February 13, 2017
During the DeVos Era, American schools will be required to ensure that every student and parent sees educational decrees as they enter class.
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DeSantis Demands Floridians Call February “White People Have History, Too Month”
James Schlarmann
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January 26, 2023
The Political Garbage Chute
Mike Pence Returns Classified Docs and Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics to Proper Authorities
James Schlarmann
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January 25, 2023
The Political Garbage Chute
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James Schlarmann
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January 25, 2023
The Political Garbage Chute
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James Schlarmann
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January 24, 2023