Department of Education

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DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

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New Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants history books to contain only the bare, biblical essentials and nothing else...literally.
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Betsy DeVos: “I Don’t Care About Women Getting Raped Until God Makes a Baby With It”

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Education Secretary Betsy DeVos recently told attendees at a prayer breakfast why she ended Obama era guidelines for campus sexual assault.
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Trump Orders DeVos to Hire Breitbart and InfoWars to Revise History Textbooks

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Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has announced a new textbook partnership between her department and two right-wing media outlets.
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DeVos Wants School Held One Day A Week, In One Specific Building In Every Town

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To save money in a number of different ways, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants some radical new changes made to public schools.
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DeVos, Pence Want To Give Teachers The Freedom To Teach Their Classes In Tongues

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Secretary of Education DeVos and Vice-President Mike Pence want to give teachers the ability to each in any language - or tongue - they want to.
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Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer

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One Republican in Congress has made an attempt to explain why his party made two huge moves that deeply impacted children this week.
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Betsy DeVos Wants 3 R’s Officially Changed To “Reading, Reciting, and Regurgitating The Bible”

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Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants schools to get back to the basics. As in, the very, very basics. As in, one book for all classes.
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Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”

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Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will not just take a passive role in educating our children. She will seek reforms everywhere.
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DeVos Orders Her New Educational Proclamations Hammered To Every School’s Outside Walls

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During the DeVos Era, American schools will be required to ensure that every student and parent sees educational decrees as they enter class.
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DeVos To Replace Sixth Grade Science Textbooks With The New Testament

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Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will start rolling out new educational guidelines and standards, now that she has been confirmed.
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