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Citing ‘Medical Costs and the Disruption,’ Trump Orders Military Re-Segregated

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Just after re-instituting a ban on transgender soldiers, Trump rolls back more of what conservatives call the "social experiment"ing within the military.
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Trump: Seven Perished Sailors in USS Fitzgerald Crash Died Defending His Electoral College Victory

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The seven victims of the USS Fitzerald crash with a merchant vessel will receive a brand new honor from President Trump.
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Obama Mistakenly Receives Early Christmas Card from Defense Contractor

James Schlarmann -
When Obama decided to extend the Afghan War indefinitely, he put himself on every defense contractor's Christmas card list.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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