WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having been rebuffed on multiple occasions by Denmark in his efforts to purchase Greenland, reportedly hired a goon to steal Greenland and hide in the basement of the Alamo. It was discovered this...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that it was a day that ended in "Y," President Donald Trump got into yet another dust up with an ally of the United States in the last couple of days, all over...
