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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Trump Frustrated With Iowa Caucuses Because He Doesn’t Know Who to Have Ukraine Investigate Next

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A clearly perturbed President Donald Trump told reporters today he's feeling...
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Dems May Ask SCOTUS to Weigh-In On Impeached Presidents Starting World Wars During Election Years

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A growing number of Congressional Democrats are reportedly bandying about an...
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McConnell Calls For ‘Socialist, Libtard Cucks Who Elected Blacky McDemocrat’ to Unify Behind Trump’s War With Iran

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell took to the Senate floor yesterday...
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He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald...
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Know Nothing President Impeached by His “Do Nothing” Democrats

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A truly stupid, know nothing president was impeached by the House...
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Collins: “Unlike Benghazi, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and The Tan Suit, This Impeachment Is Purely Partisan Nonsense”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Doug Collins (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) told reporters on the Hill...
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Progressive Voter Would Rather Have Another Trump Term Than an Imperfectly Progressive Candidate

NEARSIGHTED VALLEY, MICHIGAN -- 42 year old John Jacobson considers himself a progressive voter....
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Jordan, Gohmert, Collins Smugly Confident They’ve Convinced America to Impeach Hunter Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "We did it, guys. We really fuckin' did it," Congressman Matt...
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White House Demands Democrats Add Pictures to Articles of Impeachment So Trump Understands Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House released a letter this morning, demanding that the...
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President’s Legal Team to Sue U.S. Constitution for Giving Democrats ‘Unconstitutional’ Impeachment Powers

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- The White House announced today that President Donald Trump's outside legal...
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Trump Checks Democratic Primary Polls to Figure Out Who Foreign Countries Should Investigate for Corruption Next

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His Royal Highness, the Grand Imperial President of America-Land, has not...
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Doctors Unsure Barry Berke’s Foot Can Ever Be Extracted from Lewandowski

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's top doctors aren't sure anything can be done from...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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