Tag: Democrats

Trump Threatens To Withhold Funding From Any State That Lets Democrats Vote

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elections in this country are run and officiated by state governments, ...

Five Humans and Two Billionaires Hold Two Hour Shouting Match

SOUTH CAROLINA — Last night, five human beings and two billionaires held a two-hour ...

Devin Nunes Assures Trump He Won’t Stop Sucking Him Off Even Though Impeachment Trial Is Over

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources are reporting that late last night, Congressman Devin Nunes delivered ...

He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA — This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald ...

Porn Site Reveals “Daddy/Daughter” As Most Searched Term In Trump States

If you're a Trump supporter, chances are you like a familiar brand of porn...literally.

Trump Asks Putin If It’s Okay For Him To Celebrate American Independence Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This Independence Day morning, President Trump started his day by deviating ...