Humor/Satire November 8, 2019 November 8, 2019 POLL: Literally Fucking Nobody Wants This Douchebag to Run for President Right Now by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire June 29, 2019 June 29, 2019 Bernie Sanders Withdraws From Primary in Order to Spend More Time With Remaining Vocal Cords by Ben Fletcher
Humor/Satire July 26, 2016 July 26, 2016 Michelle Obama Plagiarizes Michelle Obama In Her DNC Speech by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire July 25, 2016 July 25, 2016 Scientists Confirm Truth Still True Even If Russian Hackers Find It by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire May 19, 2016 May 19, 2016 POLL: Most Sanders Fans Want ‘Right Combination of Finger Wagging and Insults’ to Switch to Hillary by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 28, 2016 April 28, 2016 Hillary Supporter’s Condescension, Hysteria Over Trump Finally Convinces Sanders Fan to Flip by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 21, 2016 April 21, 2016 SuperPAC Owner Threw Hundred Dollar Bills at Sanders Supporter to ‘Make Her Go Away’ by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 19, 2016 April 19, 2016 DNC’s New “Condescend the Vote” Campaign Aimed at Retaining Sanders Supporters by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 6, 2016 April 6, 2016 Hillary Supporter Calculating How Many Sanders Wins to Take Him Seriously by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire March 22, 2016 March 22, 2016 Hillary Clinton Literally Sharpening Her Claws in Preparation for Showdown With Trump by James Schlarmann
