SCHLANGE LAKE, FLORIDA -- Just after concluding a campaign stop in Florida this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told reporters that if he wins the election next week, he'll ensure a "productive and peaceful transition of power" by...
AFGHANISTAN -- The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words "fully and completely endorsing fellow Religious Zealot" Judge Amy Coney Barrett to replace the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the United States Supreme Court. The Taliban statement...
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- In a surprise development, the Republican National Convention, being held in Charlotte this week, will feature speeches from several pro-Trump Democrats. Adding to the intrigue and spectacle of the event, the pro-Trump Democrats will be...
FT. MODERATION, IDAHO-- Tyler Pessimistanto is a 38 year old American voter, and a registered Democrat. He wasn't always a Democrat. In his lifetime, Tyler has also been a Republican and a registered independent. Tyler considers himself a progressive,...
With less than nine months to go until the general election in November, the field of Democratic candidates has still yet to shed some of its biggest (and richest) names. Will the billionaire who used to be a Republican...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee released a statement today, perhaps in an attempt to head off criticism that it's working to give former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg (D-Cash) any advantage it can. It was announced...
LOST WAGES, NEVADA -- At a campaign stop ahead of the Nevada primary, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg told diners at a restaurant frequented by the town's locals that he would give them -- and anyone else...
SELF-UNAWARE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton won the 2016 national popular vote by over 3 million. However, in three key states she lost it, and because American presidential elections utilize the Electoral College to...
