Tag: Democratic Party
Man Wonders What Would Happen If Everyone Who Said Sanders Can’t Win Voted Blue No Matter Who
FT. MODERATION, IDAHO– Tyler Pessimistanto is a 38 year old American voter, and a ...
Can a Candidate Win the General Election If They’re Enormously Popular and Keep Winning Primaries?
With less than nine months to go until the general election in November, the ...
DNC: “We’re Not Taking Any Sides Except Against Candidates We Don’t Want You to Want”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee released a statement today, perhaps in an ...
Bloomberg Will Pay You $10,000 to Stop Thinking He’s Trying to Buy The Presidency
LOST WAGES, NEVADA — At a campaign stop ahead of the Nevada primary, former ...
Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular
SELF-UNAWARE FOREST, NEW YORK — Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton won the 2016 ...
POLL: Literally F_ _king Nobody Wants This Douchebag to Run for President Right Now
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — This week, several outlets reported that former New York ...
Biden/Sanders to Form The Decibelcrat Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, NBC News hosted the second consecutive night of the ...
Doctors Rushing to Perform Spinal Implants on Congressional Democrats Still on the Fence About Impeaching Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional sources are confirming at the time of publication that a ...
Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws
WASHINGTON, D.C. — For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to ...
2020 Democratic Contender Hopes She’s as Likable as Rage-Tweeting Racist, White Collar Crook She’d Be Facing
GOLD HILLS, CALIFORNIA — Maybe you haven’t heard of Cheryl Tulipson yet, but she ...
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