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Klansman Supports Florida Republicans Banning Democratic Party From the State

"I am not quite sure why that nice, young man who looks like a thumb was willing to kick out the party that I'd never vote for anyway, but I sure am glad he decided to do it." -...

Sinema and Gabbard Form The Desperate to Stay Relevant Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Less than twelve hours after announcing that she had left the Democratic Party, Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (Attention-AZ), announced that she and another former Democrat were teaming up to form their own, brand new political party. "Umm, like,...

Sinema Congratulates Fellow Dems on Senate Majority She Will Work with GOP to Thwart

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps nobody is as excited that her fellow Democrats will hold the Senate majority for the next two years than Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ). At a press conference this morning, Sinema congratulated Sen. Raphael Warnock of Georgia...

After CPAC, Tulsi Gabbard is Scheduled to Appear at a Klan Rally

https://youtu.be/JrujjJzhgjk If you were surprised when alleged Democrat and former Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii announced that she would be speaking this year at one of the largest annual gatherings of conservatives, it will probably shock to your core to...

Which of These Adorable Outfits Goes Best With Kyrsten Sinema’s Depraved Indifference to Human Suffering?

Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ) has made quite the name of herself since ousting fellow Republican Martha McSally. Sinema has surprised many who presumed she'd be just as unapologetically progressive as she was in the House, because she's chosen...

Kyrsten Sinema Fondly Remembers Duping Arizona Voters Into Believing She’s a Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Kyrsten Sinema was chosen by Arizona voters to replace the late Sen. John McCain (R), part of what made the story so unbelievable was that she is a Democrat. McCain, who held the seat for...

Man Switches Parties After Devastating “Demon-craps” Insult

CORNHOLE LAKE, MINNESOTA -- For most of his adult life, Gary Bababuoy has been a registered Democrat. That doesn't mean he hasn't cast votes for candidates who belong to other parties, but about 20 years ago, Gary found himself...

Joe Manchin (D?-WV) Named Senate Majority Resistance Leader

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It hasn't happened in over two centuries, but the United States once more has a Senate Majority Resistance Leader. His name is Senator Joe Manchin, the alleged Democrat of West Virginia. The last time there was such...

Cruz Warns ‘Democrats Might Be Allowed to Count Every Vote’ if For the People Act Passes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Republicans are quite nervous as a group about the For the People Act, which is the first real attempt Congress has made to restore the Voting Rights Act of 1968 that was gutted by the...

Klansman Outraged That Republicans Keep Claiming He’s a Democrat

"What was the point of voting for all those Republicans if I was just gonna get called a Democrat?"
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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