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CDC: Increased Risk of COVID Infection After Exposure to Blathering, Right-Wing Morons

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The CDC held an urgent press conference this morning during which Dr. Allison Cooper stopped just short of begging Americans to turn off Fox News, OAN, and NewsMax. "At this point in time, what we can say...

He Hates Cancel Culture So He’s Boycotting Coke, MLB, Delta, and the 14th Amendment

SHITLIP, NEW JERSEY -- 27 year old Marcus Palumbo absolutely, positively hates "cancel culture." He can't define it with any kind of real precision, but he knows without a shadow of a doubt that cancel culture will, in Marcus's...

Gun Rights Activist Will Only Fly Across Country On His AR-15 After Airlines Drop NRA Partnerships

SPRINGFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA -- In his home town, there is perhaps no stronger or vocal proponent of the Second Amendment thanĀ Grant Phillips. That is to say, Phillips himself admits, that there is no bigger proponent of the modern reading...

Delta Offers Ann Coulter Free Lifetime Irrevocable Seat on Plane’s Wing

Conservative pundit Ann Coulter's feud with Delta Airlines may finally be coming to an end as the airline carrier offers her a deal she can't refuse.

Trump Voter On Delta Flight Explains Freedom Of Speech Doesn’t Cover Arabic

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell says he was on a flight recently that garnered some national buzz. This week, the story of a man being kicked off a Delta flight when, according to the man's story, passengers became upset...
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Sinema Congratulates Fellow Dems on Senate Majority She Will Work with GOP to Thwart

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps nobody is as excited that her fellow Democrats will hold the Senate majority for the...
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