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Four Foot Tall Man Famous for Convincing People to Eat Bugs Confirms Deep State is “100% Real”

FUCKSBERG, TEXAS -- A short man, barely four feet tall, told his massive podcast audience this week that the so-called Deep State, referred to by former President Don Trump quite frequently, is "100% real." The self-evidently tiny man blasted "the...

Papa John’s Unveils New “Deep Dish Deep State Pizza”

Flagging sales inspire a new "pizza" variety.

Trump: Coronavirus Part of Deep State Plot to Tank the Stock Market and Hurt His Re-Election Chances

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. stock market is having its worst week since the start of the Great Recession. Many investors have been spooked by the threat of a pandemic outbreak of the novel coronavirus, which the CDC also...

Gated Communities Discovered to be Massive Secret Government Social Experiment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under the Freedom of Information Act, or FOIA, Not Really News has obtained information on a giant secret government experiment that took place over a period of years. Funded through both the U.S. government and private...

Trump Decides To Boycott KFC, Fearing A Chicken Coup

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are reporting that President Trump is growing increasingly paranoid about attempts to subvert his presidency, and as such has issued an executive order directing a boycott of KFC for the rest...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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