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Government Archivists Discover Original, All-Caps Declaration of Independence

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald Trump sent a middle of the night, all-caps threat to the Iranian president on Twitter last night, social media -- and especially his critics -- jumped all over him. Mr. Trump took to Twitter...

Trump Threatens To Send Queen of England ‘Declaration of More Independence’ Because of ‘Unforgivable’ UK Protests

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Decades-long relationships between the United States and its strongest European allies are being tested on President Donald Trump's current international trip, and today he issued a new threat to the Queen of England. "These protests, that big...

Angry Trump Supporter Threatens NPR Reporter Who Quoted President Trump’s Inaugural Address

When an NPR reporter started quoting from Trump's inaugural address, things got awkward for one of his most ardent supporters.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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