Debates

Donald Trump Has Many Things In Common With Abraham Lincoln. Here Are Just Some Of Them.

While lamestream media intelligentsia cultural Marxist elitists scoffed at the notion when he brought it up in last night's debate, there can be no real denying that President Donald Trump and Abraham Lincoln are almost indistinguishable from one another....

A Complete List of All the Daughter Lusting White Collar Criminals Who Smoked Nazi Pole During a Presidential Debate

When you're living in historic times, sometimes it's hard to recognize, contemporaneously, just how historic those times might be. ALSO: Eric Finds Daddy’s Next Tax Payment in White House Sofa Cushions For instance, one might presume that a sitting president sucking...

Why Won’t Joe Biden Agree to a Full Body Cavity Search Before Tonight’s Debate?

What's Joe Biden hiding? Why won't he acquiesce to any of Dear President's demands about the first debate between the two tonight? First, Biden won't take a drug test even though his lord and president DEMANDED IT. The nerve....

Biden Thanks Orange Garbage Bag Full of Molten, Diarrhea for Preparing Him to Debate Trump

CLEVELAND, OHIO -- Tonight, after months of anticipation, the first presidential debate of the 2020 election season between former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump will commence. Both men have reportedly been doing some form of debate...

Clinton Hopes to Emotionally Blackmail Trump Into Changing His Tone Too

Hillary Clinton has a unique idea for curbing Donald Trump's tone.
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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