Trump Surrogate: Donald Was Just Sniffing Brains Back Into Skull During The Debate
Wait, what was Donald sniffing during the debates? […]
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PolitiFact Creates New “Utter And Complete Horse S__t” Category After Trump/Clinton Debate
Even PolitiFact has to change with the times. […]
Area Republican Will Mansplain To You Why Trump Won The First Debate
Did Trump win the first debate? Let this guy explain why he thinks so. […]
PolitiFact, Scientists Agree: First Debate Trump Lies Could Change Earth’s Axial Tilt
Can his lies at the first debate give Trump the power to change the planet’s tilt? […]
Angry Orange Orangutan Who Wants To Be President Afwaid Of Tough Debate Questions
A giant orange simian has thoughts on debate questions. […]
Trump Advisers Busy In ‘Deep Debate Prep,’ Pumping Donald’s Head Full Of Farts
Advisers are busy getting Trump ready for the debates. […]
GOP ‘Stoked’ Civil Debate Let Viewers See How Disgusting Their Ideas and Not Their Candidates Are
The latest GOP debate gave Republican a chance to showcase how terrible their ideas, and not just their candidates, are. […]
Cruz Makes Sesame Street Campaign Stop to Get Refresher On Counting to 5
After his Rick Perry-esque adventure in miscounting, Ted Cruz made an unscheduled, emergency campaign stop. […]