Tag: Death Star

Palpatine Demands Death Star Recount, Claims Empire Won the Battle of Yavin

CORUSCANT — Emperor Palpatine refuses to concede the Battle of Yavin the Rebel Alliance. ...

Trump: Space Force Converting the Moon Into a Death Star

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President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star

The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site ...

Putin Asks Trump To Oversee Final Construction Of Large Battle Station In First Hundred Days

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reprotedly reached out to President-Elect Donald Trump to personally ...

5 Ways Obama Has Totally Destroyed the Constitution

How has Obama destroyed the Constitution? We have five ways right here, pal.

5 Subjects Dick Cheney Discussed With House Republicans

Dick Cheney met with House Republicans last week. So what did he discuss with ...