Death Star

CORUSCANT -- Emperor Palpatine refuses to concede the Battle of Yavin the Rebel Alliance. Despite visual evidence that his highly-touted Death Star was blown to smithereens by a ragtag bunch of bush pilots exploiting a design flaw in the...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Having consolidated his power after the Battle of Mueller, once Supreme Chancellor Trump has taken on the self-titled mantle of Emperor, and has announced that his mighty Space Force is already carrying out a new order...

The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reprotedly reached out to President-Elect Donald Trump to personally oversee a construction project.

How has Obama destroyed the Constitution? We have five ways right here, pal.

Dick Cheney met with House Republicans last week. So what did he discuss with the misanthropic ne'r-do-anythings?