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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Trump Appoints David Avocado Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though his cabinet has been fully confirmed, President Donald Trump isn't...
June 9, 2019
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Trump Names David Avocado Wolfe Wind Cancer Czar
WASHINGTON. D.C. -- President Donald Trump recently attacked wind-based energy production in part because...
April 3, 2019
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David Avocado Wolfe Clinging to Life After Accidental Crystal Chakra Overdose
AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN -- Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that...
March 10, 2019
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David “Avocado” Wolfe Named FDA High Wizard Chieftain Of Raw Foods And Woo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced that he has created and filled a...
April 2, 2018
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David Avocado Wolfe In Critical Condition After Apparent Accidental Crystal Chakra Voodoo Overdose
AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN -- Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that...
March 5, 2018
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Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump announced that he has directed the Food...
March 4, 2018
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Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
President Donald Trump has tapped nutritionist David Avocado Wolfe for a new and important role at the Food and Drug Administration.
April 19, 2017
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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