Dan Bongino

Boebert: “The Free Market is Full of Commies Censoring Conservatives!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking in the nation's capital at a prayer breakfast held for small restaurant owners who have given the public diarrhea with their tainted meat, Congressmoron Lauren Bobert (Q-CO) lashed out at Americans who are terminating their...

We Know It’s Not a Brain, So What’s Inside Dan Bongino’s Enormous Skull?

https://youtu.be/9TUnk8IQ8Zw Of all the right-wing media personalities in America, none have a cranium as large as Dan Bongino's. The research hasn't been done to prove it, but it's entirely possible that Bongino might also have the largest ego in the conservative...

Bongino Leaves YouTube and Will Exclusively Post Show Clips on His Giant Fucking Forehead

This morning, right-wing agitator and propagandist Dan Bongino announced that he was leaving YouTube permanently, and would no longer post his show's clips to the social media site. Bongino has been in a public tiff with YouTube after the...

Dan Bongino: “Crosswalks Tyrannize Drivers Who Don’t Want to Slow Down for Pedestrians”

LAKE MORON, FLORIDA -- An angry, teary-eyed Dan Bongino -- thrice failed congressional candidate and washed-up Secret Service Agent -- railed against what he called the "Woketopia agenda of communistic control" that he said has permeated all walks of...

Analysis: 90% of Videos on Rumble Are Dan Bongino Hate-Spanking to AOC Clips

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Recently, right-wing agitator Dan Bongino was temporarily suspended from posting videos to his YouTube account, which was also simultaneously demonetized. Bongino, according to YouTube, had violated their company policy on COVID related disinformation. Bongino wrote...

Judge Says Bannon May Have Conjugal Visits With Both MTG and Dan Bongino

WASHINGTON, D.C -- A federal judge has granted permission to indicted former White House senior policy adviser Stephen Bannon to have conjugal visits while he awaits trial. Mr. Bannon appeared in court to surrender himself, after being indicted by...

Trump Tells Bongino He’s ‘Almost as Good as Rush and Ivanka’ at Sucking Him Off

Today, disgraced former Secret Service agent and multiple-failed congressional candidate Dan Bongino took over for Rush Limbaugh, who has still yet to buy his way out of his death from stage four lung cancer a few months ago. For...

Bongino Honors Limbaugh By Getting Hooked on Oxy and Doinking Underage Dominican Prostitutes

"Nobody loves above the fold, unapologetic hypocrisy like Rush Limbaugh fans."

Dear Liberals: You Will Pry Mr. Potato Head’s Penis From Our Cold, Dead Hands

EDITOR'S NOTE: The following op-ed was submitted to The Pastiche Post by Ben Shapiro, Glenn Beck, Dave Rubin, Dan Bongino, and Your Uncle Who Watches OAN. The views and opinions expressed below are those of the authors, and do not...

Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000

The alt-right social media app Parler was taken offline when Amazon Web Services canceled their account. It was an action that left thousands of angry, ginned-up, ammo hoarding patriotic Trump supporters feeling alone and increasingly without a safe social...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

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