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TN Lawmakers Appoint Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro Official State Gender Inspectors

Republican lawmakers in the State of Tennessee held a closed-door session late last night, and emerged having created a new State Board of Gender Inquisition and regulation. Two hosts and commentators from The Daily Wire will be the board's chief gender...

5 Key Differences Between Michael Jackson and Matt Walsh

Matt Walsh is a commentator and host on The Daily Wire. He's also extremely obsessed with genitals.  Walsh is so laser-focused on protecting the world from the sinister transgender agenda of "living life free from bullying and legal discrimination," that...

New “Mrs. Shapiro” Bottled Water is Just the Empty Bottle

Hot on the heels of releasing his own white chocolate candy bar meant to be a direct competitor to Hershey's, which he calls "woke and sad," Daily Wire founder Ben Shapiro has just announced yet a new product he's hocking to...

Matt Walsh Applied for a Hospital Job as a Pediatric Urologist

Daily Wire host and right-wing provocateur Matt Walsh told his audience today that he may be taking an extended break from his hosting duties soon. Walsh announced that he had put in his application to be a pediatric urologist at a...

Ben Shapiro Unveils New White Chocolate “Himhe’s” Bars for Un-woke Candy Lovers

Move over, Hershey's, because there's a new chocolatier on the block, and he's hell bent on putting you and your woke virtue signaling out to pasture permanently. Today, right-wing commentator Ben Shapiro stood on an apple box and delivered a...

Why Does Matt Walsh Think About My Sons’ Dicks So Often?

Don't get me wrong. I'm sure that he has all kinds of very valid reasons for it, but I can't deny it -- I'm a little confused about why Matt Walsh thinks about my sons' dicks so much. I mean,...

Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro Locked in Bitter Custody Battle Over Shared Brain Cell

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Today, papers were filed in New York district court to determine who will have custody of a single brain cell -- right-wing commentator Charlie Kirk, or miniature right-wing commentator Ben Shapiro. Kirk is the spokesman...
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MTG Claims She Saw Leprechauns Planting Pots of Gold Near Southern Border

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told the House Subcommittee on Racist Nationalism today that while she was visiting the...
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