D.C. Statehood

Tom Cotton Would Support D.C.’s Statehood if It Was White and Pointy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2019, the population of the District of Columbia was roughly 692,000 people. By comparison, each Dakota's population clocks in at roughly the same number of Americans, with South Dakota taking the top spot at just...

Boebert Says D.C. Should Not Be ‘Enstated’ Before Trump is Reinstated

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During an interview this morning on OAN, Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-Dumbfuckistan) blasted Democrats for their attempts to help the District of Columbia become a full-fledged state in the union. Boebert called it a "direct assault on...

Entire Population of The Dakotas Shuts Down Single Starbucks to Protest D.C. Statehood

Today, the House of Representatives voted along party lines to advance House Resolution 51, which would make Washington, D.C. the official 51st state in the union. The bill has a long uphill battle to climb in order to become...
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Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?

As far as the world can tell, there are two people who we can reliably assume have sucked Donald...
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