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Biden Doesn’t Mind Winning AZ ‘As Many Times as It Takes Don Trump to Accept Reality’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though MAGA nation might be reeling from the results, and the rest of the non-confederated states in the union might be sick of them taking place at all, there's one man in the nation's capitol who...

AZ Audit Finds Two Million Ballots Filled Out in Unicorn Blood

LOS MORONOS, ARIZONA -- This morning, Cyber Ninjas announced that their audit of Arizona's 2020 election has turned up what they described as "irrefutable-ish kinda evidence" that proves conclusively Joe Biden did not win the state legitimately. "Last night, Billy,...

GOP Election Audits Prove Biden’s Presidency Can Only Last Three and a Half More Years

The results of two major pretend-audits in Arizona and Georgia are starting to come in, and Cyber Ninjas, the company that performed them, says that they're showing "clear-ish and semi-obvious potential evidence" that could threaten the presidency of Joe...

Arizona GOP: Maricopa Audit Revealed Unicorn Pubes and Sasquatch Urine Used to Tamper With Ballots

The audit of Arizona's 2020 election, conducted by a right-wing financed company, has turned up explosive new evidence, according to people close to the situation. Speaking on the condition of anonymity and Chick-Fil-A gift cards, we were told, exclusively,...
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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of...
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