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Trump Has Taco Bell Delivered to Migrant Families Detained Under Bridge in El Paso Parking Lot

James Schlarmann -
EL PASO, TEXAS -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order from his Oval Office chair late this afternoon, directing federal resources be dedicated to purchasing several thousand food times from Taco Bell. The food will then be sent...
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Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month

Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes Twitter has lost about half its value since...
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