Martian Cat Kills Curiosity

MARS -- The chief tracking officer at NASA is confirming at the time of publication that the Mars rover known as "Curiosity" has likely been taken permanently offline after it was attacked by a massive Martian feline. // (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle...

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