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Updated Rankings Show Trump Still 45th Most Intelligent Ex-President

Every four years, Americans go to the polls and cast their vote for president. Then, if the candidate who loses the election also loses the traditional post-election insurrection, a new president is sworn-in. If the incumbent wins either by...

McCarthy: Cheney ‘Still Has Time’ to Pay for Sex with Minors and Get Back on GOP’s Good Side

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The vultures are beginning to circle Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) and her position as the number three Republican in the House of Representatives. With a vote potentially as early as this week, the House GOP conference is...

Think Your Political Party Has Become a Death Cult of Personality? We Have Five Ways You Can Tell.

Times are, well, kinda craycray right now, aren't they? Seems like everywhere you look, there's some kind of incredibly hard to believe thing happening. In one such case, it appears that one of America's two major political parties is...

Illinois GOP Censures Abe Lincoln

STONEWALL, ILLINOIS -- The Illinois Republican Party has been on a censure-spree lately. This week, they officially condemned Rep. Adam Kinzinger, himself a Republican from Illinois, over his vote to impeach former President Tiny Hands McGee. Kinzinger is one of...

Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Over the weekend, freshman Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had her government official Twitter account locked for twelve hours for repeatedly posting false information about the 2020 election. Greene is an adherent and believer in...

Ted Cruz Will Demand Congress Certify He’s a Ball-less Douche With an Ugly Wife

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before the 2016 presidential race, Sen. Ted Cruz had a wife named Heidi whose looks had never been the subject of discussion, let alone debate. However, during that fateful campaign, then-candidate Donald Trump declared Heidi ugly,...

As Biden Is Sworn In, Trump Wants Air Force One Loaded With Supporters That He’ll Fly to Guyana

Next month, President-elect Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th President of the United States. Even though that truth does not sit well with the current president, his legal challenges to the results keep failing in court. ...

Trump Will Host Summer Kool-Aid Kountry Kookout for Supporters and Congressional Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A confident and clearly rejuvenated President Donald Trump announced today that he was going to "bigly reward" his most loyal supporters -- both rank and file voters and elected officials -- with a special barbecue some...
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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of...
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