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Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year

KASSIR FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- Each year, residents The Crypt Keeper's sleepy California town take bets on what he'll be for Halloween, and this year he's announced his costume will once again have a satirically political theme -- Senior Trump...

Kellyanne Conway Confirms Her Ethnicity As Crypt Keeper

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A defiant Kellyanne Conway stridently and forcefully told reporters today as she was leaving the White House what her own ethnicity is. "I'm 100% pure-bred crypt kreeper, thank you very much for asking," Conway shouted as she...
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Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month

Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes Twitter has lost about half its value since...
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