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U.S. Politics

Trump Promises to Drop Out if Michelle Obama Enters 2020 Race

James Schlarmann - August 1, 2019

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters today that if former First Lady Michelle Obama decided to enter the 2020 presidential race, he would exit it. "I wouldn't even wait for her to finish her speech," Trump told reporters...

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HistoryJames Schlarmann - March 27, 2023

Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?

As far as the world can tell, there are two people who we can reliably assume have sucked Donald...

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Tech

Thanks to Elon Musk, I’m Twitter’s New Official Barack Obama

Dustin Pewpsin - March 27, 2023

Arts & Entertainment

Ben Shapiro Shocked His Wife Has This In Common With Every Transgender Woman

James Schlarmann - March 24, 2023

Criminal Justice

Trump Confident All His Kids He Wants to Fuck Will Visit Him in Prison