COVID

Greene: No School Ever Closed Down ‘Because of Spontaneous Combustion’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) doesn't want any schools in her home state, or the country at large, to shut down because of the omicron variant of COVID-19. Greene, who says she didn't support locking down...

BOMBSHELL: Donald Trump Tested Positive for Stupidity Hours Before 2020 Debate

In a newly published excerpt from his upcoming memoir from the time he served in the White House, Mark Meadows reveals what can only be described as an utter bombshell -- former President Don Trump tested positive for stupidity,...

Texas: Shooting Self in Dick Surpasses Covid-19 Deaths for First Time Since 2019

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republicans in the Lonestar State are crowing quite loudly this morning over a report on deaths from COVID-19. According to new data, Texas hit a milestone it hasn't been able to achieve since the beginning of...

White Collar Criminal Wants Credit for Vaccine for Disease He Said Would Go Away In Weeks

"...if I wasn’t President, you wouldn’t be getting that beautiful ‘shot’ for 5 years, at best."

Nation’s Airports Suffering From Revolutionary War Travel Numbers

DENVER, COLORADO --  A recent study done on our nation’s airports have painted a very dismal picture. According to the "2020 Study on Passenger Travel Statistics", United States airports reported the least amount of traffic since the height of...

Dr. Dre Fauci Suggests Trump May Want to Have Himself Tested for ‘Punkassbitchitis’

Fauci's gangster alter ego is taking no shit from nobody.

NBC News to Track How Many Americans Die From COVID During RNC Broadcast

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- NBC News has decided to display a real-time tracker of how many Americans die from COVID-19 complications during the Republican National Convention. MORE: Racist Gold Digging Birther Exploits Her Immigrant Story While Thousands of Brown...

McConnell Says Trump’s Dick Tastes Like ‘Total Authority’ to Him

COAL BONER, KENTUCKY -- President Donald Trump suggested during a recent coronavirus task force press briefing that he alone has the final say in whether parts of the U.S. economy open back up, and when. After playing an eyebrow...
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Ben Shapiro Shocked His Wife Has This In Common With Every Transgender Woman

"It turns out, I can't make any of their pussies wet either." - Ben Shapiro A shocked and visibly distraught...
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