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Absolute Monsters Have Masked Stranger Inject 10 Year Old, Protecting Her From Deadly Pandemic

SALK LAKE, CALIFORNIA -- Eyewitnesses say they were "stunned," and their friends and family have expressed some surprise as well. When it was all said and done, however, Katie and Thad Palmer told us they have no regrets about...

Patriot Will Get Vaccinated If The Sunlight He’s Shooting Up His Ass Doesn’t Work First

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has already fought off two COVID-19 infections, but as he told his audience this weekend, he has "absolutely zero plans" to take one of the three currently approved...

Dr. Joe Rogan, M.D. Leaving Harvard Medical School to Host “Fear Factor” Reboot

FORT SHITTFERBRAYNS, TEXAS -- A lot of Americans might not know that there are more than one Harvard Medical School, and they could be forgiven if they only know about the most famous one in Boston. However, in the...

FDA Says Covid Vaccine Won’t Protect You From Getting Shitty Haircuts

"This also probably means the vaccine won't prevent douchebaggery."

Biden Thanks Trump for Nearly Spelling ‘Vaccine’ Right on Operation Warp Speed Documents

"I suppose it could've been a lot worse if the scientists hadn't known what he meant by 'VACKSEEN.'"

White Collar Criminal Wants Credit for Vaccine for Disease He Said Would Go Away In Weeks

"...if I wasn’t President, you wouldn’t be getting that beautiful ‘shot’ for 5 years, at best."

Trump Was Disappointed His Vaccine Didn’t Also Cover Windmill Cancer or Bone Spurs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During his long-winded open mic set at the 2021 CPAC convention, former President Donald Trump lambasted President Joe Biden for getting the covid-19 vaccine. It's unclear why Trump wouldn't think that Biden, the leader of one...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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