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ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued the following update to their masking guidance. In the interest of public safety, The Political Garbage Chute has elected to re-print the CDC's memo in full, verbatim, below.
Since the beginning of...
INCESTLAND, GEORGIA -- Recently, a school board in Texas gained notoriety when it ordered the graphic novel "Maus" removed from its school libraries, effectively barring it from campus. The book was written by a man whose parents were survivors...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After two years of the global COVID-19 pandemic and the federal government's response to it, one thing is certain -- there is absolutely no love lost between Dr. Anthony Fauci, a real medical doctor, and Sen....
Yesterday, an FDA panel voted unanimously to recommend authorization of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine for children ages 5 to 11 years old. It represents a key milestone in the global pandemic, and offers even more opportunities for life to...
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- The Governor of Florida is bound and determined to get police officers unvaccinated against COVID-19 to consider moving to his state.
Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q), who keeps assuring his constituents he's not eyeing a 2024 presidential bid,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) counts herself among some of the most strident and outspoken followers and devotees of the MAGA political movement. Ms. Boebert, who up to the point she was elected to Congress was most...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's something that COVID-19 was sure it would never have to worry about, but now it's all it can think about. Upon finding out that Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh would be spending some very close,...
"I really think it makes sense for a dick like me to interview a couple of nuts." - Tucker Carlson
Tonight, Fox News host and white supremacist Tucker Carlson will have a guest that is sure to make headlines the...
Dr. Richard Schvantz has been a licensed, board certified urologist for over 40 years, and he has never been this alarmed when looking at any penis before.
"My entire professional career has been dedicated to learning about diseases of the...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has already fought off two COVID-19 infections, but as he told his audience this weekend, he has "absolutely zero plans" to take one of the three currently approved...
