Tag: COVID-19
Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To many outside observers, it appears that President Donald Trump is ...
ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump
When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into ...
Ford CEO: Trump Wore Angry, Spray-Tanned, Vagina Necked, Racist Orangutan Mask on Factory Floor
YPSILANTI, MICHIGAN — Jim Hackett, CEO of the Ford Motor Company, told reporters today ...
Hannity: “If Trump Had Been President During the Civil War, We Would’ve Won It”
PHARDT CLOUD, NEW YORK — Fox News host Sean Hannity told listeners of his ...
Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a ‘Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair,’ Medically Speaking
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Medically speaking, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ayn Rand’s Overrated, Overwrought Bootyhole) is ...
Whiny Bitch Throws Toys Out of Crib, Storms Out of Presser
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, Americans witnessed a sight they’d never seen in the 244 ...
Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”
VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a ...
Trump University Med School Invents Breakthrough COVID-19 Vaccine Made From “Serpentine Grease”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The entire country, indeed the entire world’s population, is ...
Trump Promises to Defeat the Coronavirus With the Electoral College
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has vowed on multiple occasions to lead ...
Vice President Pence: “I’m Just Used To Leaving the House With The President’s Rectum Covering My Face”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — High Priest Vice President Mike Pence held a hastily thrown together ...
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