COVID-19 vaccines

My Grandpa Smoked for 50 Years and Died of Lung Cancer After He Got a COVID Vaccine

The following editorial was submitted to us by Frank Lee Stew-Pitt, who calls himself a "defender of medical freedom and slayer of common sense tyranny." The views and opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pitt, and not...

Inspired by Cruz, Next Episode of “Sesame Street” Will Be Brought to You By the Letters “C-U-N-T”

Right from its inception, the educational television show "Sesame Street" has sought to inform and teach young kids about the world around them, as well as to instruct them in basic literacy. In the 1970's, the show helped a...

Big Bird Asks Big Dodo To Show Him How to Get to Cancun

Beloved children's performer Big Bird made national headlines this weekend when he posted a video to his social media accounts encouraging other children to get a COVID-19 vaccine just like he did. For several decades, the locals of Sesame...

Nicki Minaj Says Her Cousin’s Friends Balls Are Southwest Pilots Who Walked Out Over Vaccines

One of MAGA America's favorite experts on the moisture level of vaginae and her cousin's friend's testicles may have tweeted something today that will only endear her even more to the red hatted cousins of the confederacy. "Don't want to...

African Farmer Will Trade MAGAs His Livestock Drugs for COVID Vaccines

SUDAN -- Amani Mahmoud and his family have been farming in Sudan for generations, and he is quite proud of that heritage. Recently, Amani made headlines when he decided to offer Americans who, in his words, are, "pro-MAGA and...

Bible Belt Teenage Incest Pregnancies Skyrocket After Fauci Reiterates Effectiveness of Condoms

The American Medical Union of America released a report this week that indicates Anthony Fauci may have even less influence over pro-MAGA Americans than was even considered possible only a few weeks ago. At a press conference Tuesday morning,...

At Brian Kilmeade’s Suggestion, U.S. Disbands Its Military

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a fast-moving, and perhaps quite shocking turn of events, the United States has just announced that it is permanently closing down every branch of its armed forces. Lisa McMurphy, an official spokesperson at the Pentagon, told...
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Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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