Covfefe

What Impact Has Biden’s Inflation Had on Covfefe Imports?

https://youtu.be/deUU6n4viWQ Throughout most of 2020, as the U.S. government was sending stimulus checks and helping states fund extra pandemic relief through their unemployment systems, many economists warned that as vital as those steps were to keep Americans safe and healthy,...

Trump’s Budget Seeks Additional $2T For “Hamberders, Covfefe, and Golf Trips”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration released its 2020 budget proposal on Monday, and while the usual team of surrogates and supporters rallied around it, many on the Hill rejected Trump's proposed budget completely. Some criticized it for cutting social...

Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fast food purveyor Chick-Fil-A announced last week that all hot or cold pressed covfefe sold from their storefronts in the month of December will come in cups emblazoned with the words, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" on them. The...

Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump held a signing ceremony in the Oval Office this morning for a new trade deal that he says will make America stronger, richer, and "more betterer than ever before." The deal comes on the...

Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup to Compete With Starbucks

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fast food purveyor Chick-Fil-A announced last week that all hot or cold pressed covfefe sold from their storefronts in the month of December will come in cups emblazoned with the words, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" on them. The...

Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports

"They export over ninety percent of the world's covfefe supply, both in terms of raw covfefe, and refined, processed covfefe."

Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports

Everyone knows the world's top exporter of genuine covfefe is Nambia. Now, the Trump administration will bring in more covfefe than ever.

Trump Orders Statue of Confederate General Covfefe, Hero of Bowling Green, Be Left Intact

The president has issued an executive order protecting one statue erected in honor of a confederate general, and may issue more.

Everyone Wants to Know: Who Is Deep Covfefe, and Are They The Leak Within The Trump Administration?

The leaker known as Deep Covfefe must come from the Trump Administration's inner sanctum. But who is it?

Trump Supporter Glad to Have The President ‘Tweeting Crazy Shit from Home’ Again

Donald Trump is back home from his long trip abroad, and this supporter of his is just glad the crazy tweets are coming from Washington once more.
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