Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports
Everyone knows the world’s top exporter of genuine covfefe is Nambia. Now, the Trump administration will bring in more covfefe than ever. […]
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Trump Orders Statue of Confederate General Covfefe, Hero of Bowling Green, Be Left Intact
The president has issued an executive order protecting one statue erected in honor of a confederate general, and may issue more. […]
Everyone Wants to Know: Who Is Deep Covfefe, and Are They The Leak Within The Trump Administration?
The leaker known as Deep Covfefe must come from the Trump Administration’s inner sanctum. But who is it? […]
Trump Supporter Glad to Have The President ‘Tweeting Crazy Shit from Home’ Again
Donald Trump is back home from his long trip abroad, and this supporter of his is just glad the crazy tweets are coming from Washington once more. […]
Trump Says U.S. Didn’t Need Paris Accords Because NASA Found Planet Covfefe & We’ll Live There
Who needs Earth when you can trade it up for a newer, hotter planet? That’s Trump’s philosophy and why he ditched the Paris Accords. […]
Kellyanne Conway: Bowling Green Attackers Were Covfefe Immigrants
White House adviser Kellyanne Conway spins a new explanation for a baffling tweet about “Covfefe” from her boss, the Commander in Chief. […]