Corruption

Boebert Defends Herself: “I’m Literally Too Stupid to Commit Campaign Finance Fraud!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Questions are mounting for freshman Congressmoron Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) over her use of campaign funds to pay for personal expenses. As reported by CNBC, Boebert's office received a letter from federal authorities, seeking information on Venmo...

Trump Asks Ukraine to Investigate Coronavirus for Corruption

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has called the President of Ukraine over the weekend and demanded that someone he sees as a direct threat to his re-election chances be immediately investigated for corruption. "This past weekend, while he was...

Barr Officially Renames DOJ the “Donald Trump’s Department of Trumpian Justice as Long as Trump Agrees”

WASHINGTON, D.C -- This morning, the President of the United States issued a tweet congratulating his Attorney General for interceding on behalf of the administration to ask that a much lighter sentence be given to one of the president's...

Barr: DOJ Wants to Give Roger Stone Credit for Time Served Under Trump’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr wrote a letter to the judge overseeing the federal government's case against political operative Roger Stone which was delivered just moments ago. According to sources close to the situation, Barr told the...

Trey Gowdy Sure Does Wish Obama Had Been as ‘Concerned’ About Ukrainian Corruption as Trump

FORT DUMFUK, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Former Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) was one of Barack Obama's most ardent and dogged critics during his presidency. As chair of the House Oversight committee, Gowdy led more than one investigation into allegations of...

Trump Checks Democratic Primary Polls to Figure Out Who Foreign Countries Should Investigate for Corruption Next

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His Royal Highness, the Grand Imperial President of America-Land, has not hidden his desire to have foreign help to win next year's election. Though it's unclear why his Grand Excellency has not seen fit to simply use...

Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before We Impeach Joe Biden”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told reporters this morning that he "absolutely does not and will not ever" support the impeachment of President Donald J. Trump. "Look, I don't care if he shoots my mother on 5th Avenue. I...

Richard Nixon’s Boner Intensifies Yet More Still

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE DEEP IN HELL -- Former President Richard Nixon, the first and only -- for now -- man to ever resign the office of the presidency, has an erection that just won't quit. "WHAT? HOLY HELL THIS...

Koch Industries- ‘We’re Just Looking For the Best Government Money Can Buy’

Money can't buy you everything; unless you're a Koch. Then, it pretty much can.

FBI To Start New ‘Republican Governor’ Special Task Force

With the rash of corruption in Republican governors' mansions these days, the FBI has been forced to create a special new task force.
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Punxsutawney Phil Tells Kari Lake She’ll Spend Four More Years Not Being Governor

This morning, Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, awoke from his slumber, saw his shadow, and...
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