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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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Cornelius Fudge Says Coronavirus Seems Well Contained and Magical Economy Can Re-Open ‘Immediately’
ENGLAND, THE WIZARD WORLD -- Former Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge gave an interview...
May 22, 2020
Business
Ford CEO: Trump Wore Angry, Spray-Tanned, Vagina Necked, Racist Orangutan Mask on Factory Floor
YPSILANTI, MICHIGAN -- Jim Hackett, CEO of the Ford Motor Company, told reporters today...
May 22, 2020
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White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people....
May 19, 2020
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MAGA Boy to Explain Why He’s Not In Death Cult After Injecting Lysol & Taking President’s Dick Out of Mouth
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins is not in...
May 18, 2020
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Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- What, exactly, is "Obamagate?" To be sure, it's something that King President...
May 18, 2020
Conservative Media
Hannity: “If Trump Had Been President During the Civil War, We Would’ve Won It”
PHARDT CLOUD, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Sean Hannity told listeners of his...
May 15, 2020
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Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to...
May 15, 2020
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Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a ‘Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair,’ Medically Speaking
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Medically speaking, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ayn Rand's Overrated, Overwrought Bootyhole) is...
May 14, 2020
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Trump Supporter Plummets to His Death After Fauci Advises to Stay Away From Bridges on Windy Days
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May 13, 2020
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President Worries Never-Trumpers Are Dying of COVID-19 to Make Him ‘Look Bad’
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May 13, 2020
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May 12, 2020
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Whiny Bitch Throws Toys Out of Crib, Storms Out of Presser
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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