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On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted ...
McDitzydick Clarifies: “The President Didn’t Downplay COVID, He Just Played It Down!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To say it was a tough day for the Trump administration ...
Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life
HELL — Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long ...
Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has disbanded his first coronavirus task force, but ...
Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To many outside observers, it appears that President Donald Trump is ...
ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump
When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into ...
Ford CEO: Trump Wore Angry, Spray-Tanned, Vagina Necked, Racist Orangutan Mask on Factory Floor
YPSILANTI, MICHIGAN — Jim Hackett, CEO of the Ford Motor Company, told reporters today ...
MAGA Boy to Explain Why He’s Not In Death Cult After Injecting Lysol & Taking President’s Dick Out of Mouth
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins is not in ...
Hannity: “If Trump Had Been President During the Civil War, We Would’ve Won It”
PHARDT CLOUD, NEW YORK — Fox News host Sean Hannity told listeners of his ...
Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a ‘Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair,’ Medically Speaking
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Medically speaking, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ayn Rand’s Overrated, Overwrought Bootyhole) is ...
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