Tag: coronavirus

On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted ...

Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life

HELL — Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long ...

Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has disbanded his first coronavirus task force, but ...

Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea

WASHINGTON, D.C. — To many outside observers, it appears that President Donald Trump is ...

ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump

When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into ...

Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a ‘Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair,’ Medically Speaking

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Medically speaking, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ayn Rand’s Overrated, Overwrought Bootyhole) is ...