NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- If one were looking for signs that the right-wing media sphere has begun to process what life will be like with Joe Biden as president, they wouldn't have to look much farther than Sean...
"And let me be crystal clear -- I only say 'might' because we have to first confirm he has anything to lobotomize."
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) clearly has it out for Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Some speculate that Sen....
"I wear this 45 hat everywhere I go for two reasons -- loyalty to Trump and to remind people that your IQ doesn't define how intelligent you am." - Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO)
Calling it "one of the most important and necessary endeavors" of her career, Dr. Kimberly Manheimsteemrohler told a radio host today that she and her fellow researchers at Northwest Southern Idaho University are close to a true medical breakthrough.
"If...
The following editorial was written by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-CA) in concert with one another. The views and opinions expressed by McConnell and Pelosi do not necessarily reflect those...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, wearing a short-sleeved, plaid print button-up shirt, outgoing Vice President Mike Pence received a dose of a coronavirus vaccine.
Pence took the vaccine dose in an effort to encourage other Americans to get one when...
LAKE IGNORANCE, MICHIGAN-- Gerald Ricci is sick to death of his town's local COVID-19 restrictions, and he's starting to tell everyone around him that even though he doesn't really follow them, he's starting to feel like he's "literally a...
DIPSHIT COVE, MICHIGAN -- Stephan Crowzer, a 36-year old self-described "die hard Trumper" told us that he'll never, ever forget how the sunrise looked last Thursday morning.
He knew as he watched that hot ball of gas in the sky...
Authorities are telling us that the novel coronavirus, known globally as "Covid-19," has been put on a constant, 24-hour suicide watch over the last several days. The move comes after it was announced that Covid-19 was diagnosed with the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Since the end of 2019, the entire planet has been trying to work around and fight against the novel coronavirus, or COVID-19. A global pandemic outbreak has rattled the global economy and in the United States...
