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On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted ...
Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life
HELL — Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long ...
President Retweets Breitbart Article Claiming COVID Can Be Cured with Trump Steaks
Twitter has removed tweets that were retweeted by President Donald Trump this morning. One ...
ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump
When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into ...
President Says Special Kool-Aid Will Protect Americans Returning to Work Without COVID-19 Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s not a secret that President Trump and many of his ...
Vice President Pence: “I’m Just Used To Leaving the House With The President’s Rectum Covering My Face”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — High Priest Vice President Mike Pence held a hastily thrown together ...
Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Jesus Hubert Christ, the Executive Vice President of Trinity, ...
Trump Suggests Using Windmill Cancer Treatments to Fight Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — For several days, and even a few weeks, President Donald Trump ...
Devin Nunes: ‘Only 10,000 Benghazis’ Not Worth Shutting Down Economy Over COVID-19
DIPSHIT, CALIFORNIA — On September 11th, 2012, a terrorist attack was carried out on ...
Treasury Orders Trump’s Mushroom Stamp on Coronavirus Stimulus Checks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Treasury Department issued an order late last night that ...
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