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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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The Democrats

Pelosi Stunned and Beside Herself at Sight of Legislators Stopping a Moron For the Good of the Country

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) is reportedly still recovering...
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Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc....
Immigration

Trumper Blames Gilroy, El Paso, and Dayton Shootings on AntiFa, Weakened Muslim Ban, and Border Wall Fight

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins is an...
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Weather Channel To Start Including Local Shooting Forecasts in U.S.

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- In the wake of a pair of mass shootings,  one in...
MAGA News

Trump: Only People Who Voted For Him Should Have First Amendment Rights

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2016, less than a month after being the conclusion of...
History

Only 12% of Trump Supporters Can Get Through All 15 Pictures of Constitutional Checks and Balances. Can You?

Recently, researchers at the Global Online Institute of Looking Into and Verifying Things conducted...
MAGA News

Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) was stopped on her way to the...
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Georgia Democrats Mull Law Moving All Abortion Clinics Into Gun Shops

Democrats in Wisconsin are considering a bill that would move all its state's abortion providers into the gun stores, ammo shops and ranges within the Cheese State.
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McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader...
The Democrats

Nancy Pelosi Doesn’t Want Firefighters to Put Her House Out Until It’s Politically Expedient

IVORY TOWER, CALIFORNIA -- A home owned by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi...
Criminal Justice

Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today...
MAGA News

Trump Reminds Amash of Their Oath to Uphold and Defend the Republican Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, Republican Congressman Rep. Justin Amash of Michigan became...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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