Constitution

Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an attack on First Amendment rights, and in the wake of DC mayor Muriel Bowser’s invocation of the Third Amendment to attempt the removal of active...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As his administration grapples with how to best coax states into restarting their economies, President Donald Trump addressed an issue related to the near nationwide COVID-19 lockdowns - lack of toilet paper. Since February, household items...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced 63 million Americans he'd be able to do as President of the United States something he could never do in his business life -- succeed...

Democrats in Wisconsin are considering a bill that would move all its state's abortion providers into the gun stores, ammo shops and ranges within the Cheese State.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell forcefully insisted that the entirety of whatever it is that President Donald Trump calls his penis could fit into any orifice on McConnell's...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he's "sick and tired of the Democrats treating President Trump like he's President Obama." McConnell said that "obstructing Democrat presidents is the solemn duty...

Everyone knows that the media are the absolutely worst human beings on the planet. Just ask any neo-Nazi you find; they'll tell you.

President Trump may not quite understand how Twitter works. Then again he's still figuring out how the toilet works.

It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment handy and could wipe his butt with it.

Agents with the NSA have begun to encrypt their intelligence briefings in a way they hope will keep Trump from understanding them.