Tag: Constitution
Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment
Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an ...
Trump Says Americans Without Toilet Paper Can Wipe With the Constitution Like He Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As his administration grapples with how to best coax states into ...
Gargantuan Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced ...
Georgia Democrats Mull Law Moving All Abortion Clinics Into Gun Shops
Democrats in Wisconsin are considering a bill that would move all its state's abortion ...
McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader ...
Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today ...
Neo-Nazi Agrees With Trump: The Media Are The Worst People In America
Everyone knows that the media are the absolutely worst human beings on the planet. ...
Priebus Warns Trump His Tweets Can Be Read By Supreme Court Justices Too
President Trump may not quite understand how Twitter works. Then again he's still figuring ...
Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting, Orange Ass
It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment ...
NSA Encrypting Security Briefs At Fifth Grade Reading Level To Keep Trump From Compromising Them
Agents with the NSA have begun to encrypt their intelligence briefings in a way ...
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