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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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MAGA News

She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps

BLANCA SUPREMA, NEVADA -- 37-year-old mother of three Gwendolyn Howser in some regards sees...
Tech

Bill Gates Announces Windows COVID-19 Operating System

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- In just a couple of weeks, Microsoft will launch its newest...
Science & Medicine

4 Ways to Tell If You Use the Word “Sheeple” Too Much

There are certain words in the English language that are categorically terrible, stupid, idiotic...
Criminal Justice

Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi?

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Undoubtedly, the arrest of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein on multiple charges of...
Criminal Justice

5 Names to Add to the “Clinton Body Count”

When it was discovered that alleged billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had killed himself in...
Lifestyle

Retailers Report Sharp Decline in Post-Halloween Democrat Disguise Sales

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The National Retailers Consortium, one of the country's oldest...
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Local Breitbart Reader Says Marjory Stoneman Survivors Were Duped By ‘Crisis Corpses’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is a devout reader of Breitbart, and...
The Democrats

Woman Finds Copy of Hillary’s Hit List Stuffed Into Copy of “What Happened”

Hillary Clinton's book, "What Happened," is supposed to give us all answers, but did a woman just find more than that stuffed in her copy?
MAGA News

Donald Trump Accidentally Finds Obama’s Confiscated Guns Stuffed Into White House Closet

President Trump accidentally found a cache of weapons taken from good, clean, ammo hoarding American patriots by Barack Obama.
Conservative Media

Megyn Kelly Announces She’ll Follow Alex Jones Interview by Asking Questions of Literal Piece of Shit

Former Fox host Megyn Kelly interviewed Alex Jones recently, and now she has her sites set on someone very similar for her next interview.
Conservative Media

Sean Hannity Embarks on 16 City Tour of America With Seth Rich’s Corpse

Fox News host Sean Hannity plans to tour the country with the corpse of Seth Rich, because freedom depends on cynical, patriotic, political theater.
Conservative Media

Alex Jones Reveals Himself as Barack Obama in “White Douchebag Face”

InfoWars founder and host Alex Jones has been having to make a lot of revelations lately. Is this his most astounding yet?
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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