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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
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Hillary Clinton’s Been Driving By Michael Flynn’s House For 5 Straight Hours Shouting “Lock Him Up!”

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly been trolling former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn all morning.

Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To Congress With

When he addresses Congress tomorrow, Donald Trump knows he needs a really good zinger to break the ice with.

Paul Ryan Says He Practiced ‘Smug, Punchable’ Face for Weeks Before SOTU

Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly practiced his SOTU facial expressions or weeks.

4 Things Your Republican Uncle Will Hear President Obama Say in His Final State of the Union Address

In his final State of the Union address, we promise that Obama will say all of these things, or at least your uncle will think so.

Tea Party/GOP Establishment Set Rules for Upcoming Rumble Over Speakership

Who will win the GOP rumble between the establishment and the Tea Party caucus?

This Trash Fire Wants to Be Speaker of The House, But Can It Win?

Can one unusual entity come from obscurity to become the next Speaker of the House?

Trey Gowdy To Give Kevin McCarthy a ‘Hearty Spanking’ For Benghazi Investigation Comments

Kevin McCarthy is in for a little corporal punishment for his Benghazi hearing gaffe on Hannity.

D.C. Area Bars Honor John Boehner’s Tenure By Lowering Cocktail Napkins to Half Staff

John Boehner gets a loving tribute from the Americans he helped most -- bar owners.

Michele Bachmann: “Obama Brought On the Rapture, My IBS”

Besides the rapture, what else does Michele Bachmann blame Obama for?

House Republicans To Sneak Giving Obama ‘Brown Musket’ Into Jobs Bill

Will House Republicans get language inserted in a jobs bill allowing them to blow dirty wind in Obama's face whenever they want?

Senate Republicans Vow to ‘Punch Iran in the Dick’ Once Obama Leaves Office

Republicans in the Senate not only want to sabotage the U.S.-Iran nuclear negotiations, they want to punch Iran in the dick after Obama leaves.

“How Real Patriots Eat (A Lot Less)” by Congressional Republicans

Congressional Republicans are looking to help a lot of poor Americans lose a ton of weight. By eating a lot less. Because they won't be able to buy food.

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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

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"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...