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PewDiePie In Consideration For White House Comms Director

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For YouTuber PewDiePie, being caught inserting Nazi imagery into his videos and shouting the N-word may not be the end of his career after all.
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Sean Spicer Hands Scaramucci Participation Trophy as He Exists White House Press Office

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Outgoing communications director Anthony Scaramucci and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer shared a moment of commiseration.
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House Democrats Hire Ken Starr to Investigate Steve Bannon’s White House Blowjobs

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New White House Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci made a rather bawdy and bold claim about Steve Bannon and Oval Office oral.
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Jealous Sean Hannity Tells Scaramucci ‘There’s Only So Much Trump Dick to Go Around’

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Sean Hannity does't want newly hired Anthony Scaramucci to get the wrong idea about how much Trump dong he's entitled to.
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Scaramucci Tells Press He Saw Trump Fire Proton Torpedo Down Shaft Only Two Meters Wide

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Anthony Scaramucci is the new White House Communications director, and he's already out in the streets, communicating things about his boss.
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Boebert: “I Don’t Have to Be Able to Spell Socialism to Condemn It!”

Today, House Republicans will tackle the issue that every American knows is the most important. However, if you thought...
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