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‘CNN Is Fake News!’ Screams Man Loading His Rifle While Entering Accused Pedophile Pizza Joint

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A man claims CNN is fake news while getting ready to personally investigate a story that has been widely debunked as fake news.
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Comet Pizza Unveils New Roy Moore Signature Pie: 14 Year Old Meat On Old Dried Up Cracker

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Comet Ping Pong -- a pizza restaurant in the Washington, D.C. metro area -- has announced a new, signature pie that will be available to customers starting today. The Roy Moore Pizza was officially announced and unveiled at a...
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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