Comedy Archives - Page 5 of 70 - The Political Garbage Chute

"We’re so polarized as a nation, and it only makes matters worse when liberals rub it in conservative faces by, like, getting more votes or whatever."

March 15, 2021

Lifestyle

Biden Wants Antifa, Inc. to Help Add Cancel Culture to School Curriculum

"President Biden understands the most important challenge facing kids today is knowing when, where, why, and how to cancel a plastic toy potato's genitals."

March 12, 2021

LGTBQ+

Dear Liberals: You Will Pry Mr. Potato Head’s Penis From Our Cold, Dead Hands

EDITOR'S NOTE: The following op-ed was submitted to The Pastiche Post by Ben Shapiro, Glenn...

March 12, 2021

MAGA News

An Excerpt from Trump’s Post-Presidential Diary

"The only real difference is I don’t have my beautiful Twitter account."

March 12, 2021

U.S. Politics

Arizona Republicans File Bill Making it Illegal to Register as a Democrat

"It will definitely be a capital offense, no doubt about it."

March 11, 2021

Science & Medicine

Texas Gov. Signs Bill Requiring Texans to Remove Their Masks and Tongue Kiss a Covid Patient

The law also contains a provision that forces Democrats to get "666" tattoos from unmasked, covid positive tattoo artists.

March 11, 2021

Conservative Media

Pillar of Masculinity and Super Soldier Tucker Carlson Criticizes Female Combat Vets

The world's most alpha of alpha males, Fox News' Tucker Carlson, has some thoughts to share on female combat veterans.

March 11, 2021

Women's Rights

Women in Arkansas Now Have 90 Days to Register Their Reproductive Organs

Due to a new harsh abortion restriction, women in Arkansas have 90 days to register their junk.

March 10, 2021

Arts & Entertainment

Leaked Access Hollywood Tape Shows Pepé Le Pew Insisting Women Let Him Do Anything Because He’s a Star

Pepé Le Pew is caught on a newly released tape bragging about his sexually...

March 9, 2021

Business

Papa John’s New Slogan: “Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. No N-Words After 20 Months of Deprogramming.”

"Congratulations, John, on entering the 21st century just a couple of decades too late!"

March 8, 2021

MAGA News

Q-Believers Now Say Trump Will Become the 19th President on March 35th, 2235

"Our new chatter seems to indicate that the real date of President Emperor God King Donaldus Q. Trump I will happen on the 35th of March, in the Year of Our Tangerine Lord 2235."

March 8, 2021