Tag: Comedy

Hunter Biden to Read Steve Bannon’s Indictment During DNC 2020 Speech

The Democratic National Committee apparently has decided to end its 2020 national convention with ...

She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps

BLANCA SUPREMA, NEVADA — 37-year-old mother of three Gwendolyn Howser in some regards sees ...

Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election

CORUSCANT — Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is defending this decision to largely dismantle the Republic ...

Trump: “Harris and Biden Are Dangerous Marxist Commies in Wall Street’s Back Pocket!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Lashing out at the Democratic Party’s presidential ticket this morning, President ...

Trump Appoints Himself CEO of TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret on the Hill that President Donald Trump ...

State Department Officially Recognizes City of Slamdick as Capital of Thighland

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Owing to a “need to keep the president’s ego unbruised,” Secretary ...

Local Idiot Still President

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The town idiot is still the President of the United States ...