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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Texas: Shooting Self in Dick Surpasses Covid-19 Deaths for First Time Since 2019

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republicans in the Lonestar State are crowing quite loudly this morning...

Pentagon: Aliens ‘Took One Look’ at Greene and Decided Humans Were Too Stupid to Contact

"They said that a planet full of horse-faced cave trolls isn't what they had...

Fauci Suggests ‘Some Senators’ Wear a Mask to Hide from Punchy Neighbors

Giving an interview on CNN, Dr. Anthony Fauci suggested that even though the CDC...

Why Are People More Willing to Collect Unemployment Than The Slave Wages My Company Offers?

Editor's Note: The following was written by entrepreneur and NRN contributor Dustin Pewpson. The...

Mexico Offers to Pay Facebook to Keep Trump Off Site

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In an email to Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, the country...

Police Force Tries to Cash In On Star Wars Day with “May the Excessive Force Be With You!” Meme

PHARTSBERG, PENNSYLVANIA -- The invention of social media has given many institutions a chance...

Hannity Slams Complete Sentences and Cogent Thoughts in Biden’s First Congressional Address

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News personality Sean Hannity was not in any...

Simon & Schuster Says Fact-Checked Kellyanne Conway Memoir Fits on Four Pages

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former White House Senior Bullshit Adviser Kellyanne Conway has...

Hannity Accuses Biden of Never Paying a Porn Star to Lie About Sleeping With Him

On his radio show today, Fox News host Sean Hannity laced into President Joe...

Biden Orders “Capitalism” Removed from U.S. Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government must remove any and all references to "capitalism" from...

Man Wants to Make Some Friends Because He’s Sure They’ll Love His “Two Genders” Memes

As soon as he makes a few friends, 43-year-old writer Will Palumbo knows they'll...

McConnell Blasts Dems for Expanding Supreme Court Instead of ‘Stealing Seats Like Patriots’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the House Democrats introduced legislation that, if passed through the...

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...