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Local Idiot Still President
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The town idiot is still the President of the United States ...
Trump: “Ivanka and I Fell In Love With Thighland on Our Honeymoon”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Donald Trump surprised the world and declared the existence ...
NRA Member Vows to Triple Donations to Group That’s Robbed Him Blind for 25 Years
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins bills himself as “the Internet’s premiere pro-MAGA ...
Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames
WASHINGTON, D.C. — There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh ...
Trump: “I’ve Done More For the Blacks Than Any Other President Who Also Called Them The Blacks”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump and his team seem to believe, earnestly, that ...
Tic Tac Cock Puts Off Banning App TikTok
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A man with a reportedly very small penis has decided that ...
Trump: “All The Voices In My Head Agree With Me That The Election Will Be Rigged!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s one of the least well-kept secrets in D.C. — President ...
Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life
HELL — Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long ...
That Time When Obama Suggested Delaying the Election and Republicans Were All Like, “Cool.”
This morning, shocking absolutely no one really, President Donald Trump — flagging in the ...
Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has disbanded his first coronavirus task force, but ...
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