Tag: Comedy

Local Idiot Still President

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The town idiot is still the President of the United States ...

Trump: “Ivanka and I Fell In Love With Thighland on Our Honeymoon”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Donald Trump surprised the world and declared the existence ...

NRA Member Vows to Triple Donations to Group That’s Robbed Him Blind for 25 Years

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins bills himself as “the Internet’s premiere pro-MAGA ...

Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. — There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh ...

Tic Tac Cock Puts Off Banning App TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A man with a reportedly very small penis has decided that ...

Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life

HELL — Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long ...

Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has disbanded his first coronavirus task force, but ...