COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO -- A Colorado man has reported miraculous laundry patterns in his home, which until recently remained largely unexplained. Despite the fact that he constantly drops his dirty clothes next to the hamper in his room, and...
ILLUSORY FIELDS, KENTUCKY -- A local man has "had it up to here" and says he's at his "wits end" with the fact that his made-up wife and his imaginary friends don't like each other, and can't seem to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Treasury Department has started a new pilot jobs program geared toward seniors, and they're hoping it inspires "grandmas and grandpas to do the right thing" and "lay down their lives to keep the president's...
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Researchers at the Centers for Disease Control have announced what they think could be a breakthrough in the medical community's understanding of COVID-19, also known as the novel coronavirus. The CDC said that this new breakthrough...
HIDDEN GORGE, CALIFORNIA -- This week, fifteen women throughout the country received the same letter from local resident Jerry Maloenelsexo, apologizing for his "inability" to bring them to a "full and satisfactory orgasmic climax" during a prior sexual encounter...
LAKE MANGEUR D'HOMME, MINNESOTA -- Terry Homocomedenti wasn't really too nervous about the novel coronavirus pandemic up until about three or four days ago, he told us in a recent Skype interview. Terry is a 34 year old civil...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week Dan Patrick, the Lt. Governor of Texas, told Fox News White Supremacist Tucker Carlson that seniors in America might have to be willing to sacrifice their lives in order for their children and grandchildren...
COLD BEACH, WASHINGTON -- Pat Jackson is a huge fan of the band Nickelback. He owns at least four copies of each of their albums because he says each one is a "different animal" on various formats from vinyl,...
