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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Trump Demands Electoral College Make Joe Biden Repeat His Senior Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Electoral College meets today to officially declare former Vice President...

Trump Claims Alternative Victory in Alternative Election and Will Stay On As President of Alternate Reality

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump is growing more and more desperate to hold onto...

While Biden Is Sworn In, Donald Trump Wants Air Force One Packed With Supporters He’ll Fly to Guyana

Sister publication Alternative Facts reported this week that President Donald Trump has some rather unique and...

Trump Officially Transitions Eric and Don Jr. to Joe Biden

As of the time of publication, this outlet can confirm that the Trump administration...

Texas AG Sues PA, MI, WI, and GA in the Supreme Court for Hurting Trump’s Feelings

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The United States Constitution is quite clear that individual states are...

Hey! Check Out This Super Rich White Guy’s Take on Being Nice to Hateful Bigots.

What a good lookin', rich, white guy this guy is, eh? I mean...just look...

Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, Future Confirm McConnell Has No Soul to Save

"Quite frankly, I'd rather take a shot at saving Satan himself," the Ghost of...

In Fake Hearing, Giuliani Claims Hunter Biden’s Laptop Voted 80 Million Times

PHARTSALOT, PENNSYLVANIA -- Things are getting, for lack of any better phrase to describe...

Trump Administration Rushing to Install Its Derp State Operatives to Sabotage Biden’s Agenda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the past four years, Donald Trump has from time to...

5 Evidence-Free Accusations We’re Making About Trump’s Legal Team

If there is one thing that President Donald Trump's campaign legal team is exceptionally...

Trump Releases 45 Minute Long Facebook Video Making the Case For Why He’s a Sore Loser Bitch

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump lost the election between himself and former Vice...

A List of The Totally Innocent Offspring Who Might Get a Trump Pardon

Presidential pardons are quite powerful. If there's a federal law or statute, and you...

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...