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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Genealogist Discovers Recessive ‘Beta’ Gene In People Who Violently Protest Accepting Defeat

Last week, America witnessed in horror as thousands of angry, bitter people stormed the...

National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot

CULERO, TEXAS -- The National Association of A-Holes has decided to expel one of...

Biden Says Nuclear Codes Can No Longer Be ‘Password123’

DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to...

Trump Jr. to Hannity: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- He might keep making allegations about last November's election...

All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice

History is long, sure, but like, really long. Apparently, history goes back, literally forever. Did you...

Hannity: “The Classiest First Couple in History is Leaving the White House”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- It seems that the mass of Spam and racist...

Biden Says Stacey Abrams Can Be “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”

In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President of the United...

Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has found himself in...

Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls

This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission. Before the 2016 presidential...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Movers

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot the bill for...

Experts Weigh-In: Can Trump Just Sit in an RV Parked in the White House Driveway for Four Years?

If there has been one thing that has been complete, undeniable fact since November...

Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count

This man is Senator Josh Hawley. He's a Republican, and he represents the State...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...