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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
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Back Off Ben Shapiro. I Know For a Fact His Wife’s Pussy Gets Wet.
The following was opinion essay was written in sum and in part by the...
August 12, 2020
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Pence Already Backed Out of Debating With Harris, Because He Can’t Be On Stage With a Woman Who Isn’t His Wife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has already announced that he will not...
August 11, 2020
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ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued brand new, updated guidance...
August 11, 2020
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Trump Appoints Himself CEO of TikTok
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret on the Hill that President Donald Trump...
August 11, 2020
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TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone
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August 7, 2020
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Trump: “Ivanka and I Fell In Love With Thighland on Our Honeymoon”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump surprised the world and declared the existence...
August 7, 2020
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NRA Member Vows to Triple Donations to Group That’s Robbed Him Blind for 25 Years
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Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames
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August 6, 2020
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Trump Campaign Launches TikiTok Video App for White Nationalist Supporters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not President Donald Trump has the legal authority to...
August 5, 2020
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Absolute Moron Makes Up Shit About Mail-In Voting
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August 4, 2020
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CDC Releases Study Using Demonic Semen, Alien DNA, and Unicorn Blood to Treat COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control published a highly-anticipated study on the...
August 3, 2020
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
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The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers
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