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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If Americans do not re-elect him this fall, President Donald Trump...

Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for...

Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews

FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS -- In under 70 days, the general public will have their...

Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm

SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President and current Dark Lord...

New Report: President’s Doctors Rushed Him to Walter Reed After Detecting Normal Human Brain Activity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has adamantly and forcefully denied that a trip...

Ivanka: “If Anyone is Stroking Daddy, I Would Know About It!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Why was President Donald J. Trump rushed to Walter Reed Memorial...

Can America Ever Return to a Simpler Time With Less White Nationalist Violence and More Demon Semen?

In Kenosha, Wisconsin and Portland, Oregon last week, Americans watched in horror as two...

Kellyanne Conway Jumps Into Dumpster Fire ‘Once More For Old Times’ Sake’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities in the nation's capital are reporting that soon-to-be former White...

Jacob Blake’s Back Feels Really Bad for Rand Paul’s Ego

KENOSHA, WISCONSIN -- Last night, the Republican Nationalist Convention wrapped-up in Washington, D.C. It...

POLL: No One Cares What This Narcissistic Conman Douchebag Reality TV White Collar Crook Said About Joe Biden

Last night, a rage-filled, racist, narcissistic conman douchebag reality-TV game show host and white...

ISIS Thanks White House for Successfully Radicalizing Kyle Rittenhouse

SYRIA -- The terror organization known as ISIS has issued a brief statement in...

Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump's son, his namesake at that, delivered...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...