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"That is a really terrible, ridiculous thing to ask me, and frankly you should be in prison for even thinking you have the right to speak to me that way."

October 20, 2020

MAGA News

Ratcliffe: “Putin Has Assured Me Hunter Biden’s Laptop Isn’t Russian Disinformation”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning former Congressman John Ratcliffe, Director of National Intelligence, told...

October 19, 2020

Conservative Media

Trump Tweets ‘Hilarious’ Babylon Bee Article That Uses The N-Word 735 Times “Satirically”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, the White House has indicated President...

October 16, 2020

MAGA News

Lindsey Graham Spotted Rushing to White House With UV Light and Colonoscopy Hose

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The frantic, urgent exclamations could be heard throughout the Hill this...

October 9, 2020

MAGA News

Ivanka: “How Come Debates Are the Only Things Daddy Can Pull Out Of?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Actual First Lady was, according to several sources close to...

October 8, 2020

MAGA News

Pence Just Realized Sucking Trump Off So Much Cost Him Valuable Talking Time During Debate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A pink-eyed, exasperated Vice President High Priest Mike Pence was so...

October 8, 2020

MAGA News

World’s Toughest, Strongest Alpha Male Chickens Out of Second Debate With Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the presidential debate commission announced that out of an...

October 8, 2020

MAGA News

Op-Ed: We Need a Cure. Not Even the Coronavirus Deserves to Be Subjected to Stephen Miller.

The following editorial absolutely reflects the views and opinions of this publication, its management,...

October 7, 2020

Science & Medicine

President…Donald…Trump…Has Totally…and Completely…Beaten…the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing is...very...clear...President Donald...Trump...has completely...and utterly...destroyed...the coronavirus. ALSO: American Dental Association Says...

October 6, 2020

Science & Medicine