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Carly Fiorina Presents Planned Parenthood Shooter With Baby Warrior Medal of Honor

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Carly Fiorina presents Robert Lewis Dear, the Planned Parenthood shooter, with a medal of honor.
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NRA Spokesman: Armed Fetuses Might Have Prevented Planned Parenthood Shooting

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Could the Planned Parenthood shooting have been stopped if the fetuses inside were armed?
Women's Rights

GoFundMe Set Up For Daleiden’s, Fiorina’s Sleeping Pills

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After the Planned Parenthood shooting, a crowd funding effort has begun to help Carly Fiorina and David Daleiden sleep at night.
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Out of Gravy, Carly Fiorina Uses Blood of Planned Parenthood Victims For Thanksgiving Leftovers

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When she found herself without gravy, Carly Fiorina conveniently found something else to smother her leftovers in.
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Ted Cruz Shouts ‘Fu*k Reality!’ as He Implies Colorado Springs Shooter is a Liberal

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Ted Cruz has some interesting thoughts as to the motives of the man who carried out the Planned Parenthood shooting.
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Ben Carson: I Would Have Had the Fetuses Help Me Overtake Colorado Springs Shooter

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Ben Carson says he would have overtaken the Colorado Springs Shooter with a little help from his unborn friends.
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Daesh: We Are ‘Hella Impressed’ With The Gun Lobby’s ‘Soft Terrorism’

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After the Colorado Springs shooting at a Planned Parenthood, Daesh released a statement commending America's gun lobby.
Women's Rights

David Daleiden Having Hard Time Washing Blood of Colorado Springs Off His Hands

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David Daleiden says in the wake of the Colorado Springs shooting, he can't seem to wash all the blood off his hands.
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Moderate Muslim: Where Are All The Moderate White Christians Denouncing Planned Parenthood Shooting?

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One Muslim resident of Colorado is wondering when all white Christians will denounce the perpetrator of the Planned Parenthood Shooting.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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