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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Women's Rights

GoFundMe Set Up For Daleiden’s, Fiorina’s Sleeping Pills

After the Planned Parenthood shooting, a crowd funding effort has begun to help Carly Fiorina and David Daleiden sleep at night.
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Out of Gravy, Carly Fiorina Uses Blood of Planned Parenthood Victims For Thanksgiving Leftovers

When she found herself without gravy, Carly Fiorina conveniently found something else to smother her leftovers in.
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Ted Cruz Shouts ‘Fu*k Reality!’ as He Implies Colorado Springs Shooter is a Liberal

Ted Cruz has some interesting thoughts as to the motives of the man who carried out the Planned Parenthood shooting.
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Ben Carson: I Would Have Had the Fetuses Help Me Overtake Colorado Springs Shooter

Ben Carson says he would have overtaken the Colorado Springs Shooter with a little help from his unborn friends.
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Daesh: We Are ‘Hella Impressed’ With The Gun Lobby’s ‘Soft Terrorism’

After the Colorado Springs shooting at a Planned Parenthood, Daesh released a statement commending America's gun lobby.
Women's Rights

David Daleiden Having Hard Time Washing Blood of Colorado Springs Off His Hands

David Daleiden says in the wake of the Colorado Springs shooting, he can't seem to wash all the blood off his hands.
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Moderate Muslim: Where Are All The Moderate White Christians Denouncing Planned Parenthood Shooting?

One Muslim resident of Colorado is wondering when all white Christians will denounce the perpetrator of the Planned Parenthood Shooting.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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