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Authorities on the scene have indicated that, despite initial concerns, Tomi Lahren -- Fox News contributing white supremacist -- will likely make a full and complete recovery, despite her head literally exploding last night.
"Shortly after the the NFL's Super...
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA -- Former NFL quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick is seeking a face-to-face meeting with Qongressman Gym Jordan. Mr. Kaepernick, who became the subject if tireless outrage from American conservatives for brazenly taking a quiet, peaceful knee...
BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA -- From a secluded cabin in the mountains of Southern California, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributing racist Tammy Lahren has been working diligently and with very little rest on a new list of...
VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was about to file an official request with the White House, demanding that President Trump issue an "Imperial...
CHICA RUBIA CHINGADERA, CALIFORNIA -- When Nike announced that, after being advised by former NFL starting quarterback Colin Kaepernick that white nationalist groups had begun embracing the Besty Ross flag, they were canceling a line of sneakers with the...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and country music singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has already taken all his Nike shoes and burned them, he told his audience today. Bohiggins, who also said in today's episode of his podcast that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- First Lady-Daughter Ivanka Trump announced this afternoon that she has decided to wade back into the fashion industry, signed a deal to open a plant so her new company can manufacture shoes, and will begin selling...
HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Clem O'Connell told his audience today that he racked up tens of thousands of dollars buying Nike brand socks to burn as part of the growing boycott of the athletic wear...
COLORADO SRPINGS, CO -- A controversy erupted over the weekend when the United States Paralympics Team refused to stand for the National Anthem during their annual fall tryouts. The team, which is known for courage and perseverance, shocked the relatively...
