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I Attended an Orgy With Madison Cawthorn and Putin Really Seemed to Enjoy His Mouth

Allow me to say from the start that I understand it sounded pretty crazy and unrealistic when Rep. Madison Cawthorn (Q-NC) was recorded on video telling constituents and fundraisers that since he's been in Washington, he's been invited to...

Since the West Started Sanctioning Russia, Don Jr Hasn’t Been Able to Buy Nearly as Much Coke

https://youtu.be/KP2QoXv0Wu0 As Vladimir Putin's illegal, violent siege of Ukraine continues, the U.S. and its western allies have shown no lack of resolve to keep punishing his regime with stronger and stronger economic sanctions. Since Russian forces started their invasion about...

MAGA Fan Will Boycott Coke and Drink Trump’s Piss Instead

FUCKWIT FALLS, NEW JERSEY -- Will Ricciarlumbo will never, ever put his lips to a bottle of Coke again, if he can at all help it. "I'm sorry, but if the liberal intelligentsia who run Coca-Commie-Cola," Will said with a...

He Hates Cancel Culture So He’s Boycotting Coke, MLB, Delta, and the 14th Amendment

SHITLIP, NEW JERSEY -- 27 year old Marcus Palumbo absolutely, positively hates "cancel culture." He can't define it with any kind of real precision, but he knows without a shadow of a doubt that cancel culture will, in Marcus's...

DEA Agent in Colorado Explains Why the Drug War Has Totally Kept People off Pot

One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been.
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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